is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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