I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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