It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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