Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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