I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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