too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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