So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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