i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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