READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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