just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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