I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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