just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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