is your mom at the bar?
operation harelip BJ is a go
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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