I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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