Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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