Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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