Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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