do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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