yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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