is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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