dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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