i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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