Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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