so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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