I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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