She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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