If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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