is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
