4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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