wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is Oprah even human
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
how does that bad decision feel?
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