Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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