its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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