It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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