Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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