Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She bit a glass in half.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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