There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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