He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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