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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(647): View more from Ontario

a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.

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(407): View more from Florida

my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much

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It'll hurt less than being alone

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(440): View more from Ohio

We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!

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(815): View more from Illinois

Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen

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(802): View more from Vermont

I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?

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