so explain again why im purple
no
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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