Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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