If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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