Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got inside last night via doggy door
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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