Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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