Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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