apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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