im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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