I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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