I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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