Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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