just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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