I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize