The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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