Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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