what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Randomize
