...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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