They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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